(vía 4nnalouise)


La magia de la genética.

(vía caradelimon)


'Ser tan grande puede ser una jodienda, sobre todo si estás viajando'

Dijo el actor que hacía de La Montaña en Juego de Tronos

'Nuestros aviones están diseñados para volar sobre las montañas, no para llevarlas, esperamos que hayas disfrutado de tu vuelo'

(vía bollitodecanela)


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(vía faensoundslikefun)


if you ever see a really white concealer and think “who’s pale enough to wear this lol” chances are i can wear that concealer

(vía my-paradise-circus)


connor walsh + text posts 

(vía paducklecki)

I did not intend to get this drunk
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(vía paducklecki)