basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(vía rouskilla)

films that are a+ and you should totally watch: monty python's life of brian (1979) "a motion picture destined to offend nearly two thirds of the civilized world. and severely annoy the other third"

(vía mellamanporminombre)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"
Submitted By: Amanda T.
Location: Ontario, Canada

sckrpnch:

How to properly Love someone:

1. Buy them pizza

2. Touch their butt

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yodiscrepo:

David Olenick.

(vía elcordondeterciopelo)

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

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shadowstep-of-bast:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD

ive been waiting to use this picture

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